Carpe Jugulum - by Terry Pratchett
Performed - November 6th to November 8th 2003 at Blackfriars Theatre

Synopsis
Mightily Oats has not picked a good time to be a priest. He thought he'd come to the mountain kingdom of Lancre for a simple little religious ceremony. Now he's caught up in a war between vampires and witches, and he's not sure there is a right side.

There're the witches - young Agnes, who is really in two minds about everything, Magrat, who is trying to combine witchcraft and nappies, Nanny Ogg, who is far too knowing... and Granny Weatherwax, who is big trouble.

And the vampires are intelligent - not easily got rid of with a garlic enema or by going to the window, grasping the curtains and saying, "I don't know about you, but isn't it a bit stuffy in here?"

They've got style and fancy waistcoats. They're out of the casket and want a bite of the future. Mightily Oats knows he has a prayer, but wishes he had an axe.

Review
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Cast
Actors names on right:

The Expert / Cpl Svitz / Piotr - Adam Priestley
Agnes Nitt - Rowena Davenport
Perdita X Nitt - Machayley Dawson
Count de Magpyr - Andy Fryer
Countess de Magpyr - Suzette Morris
Vlad de Magpyr - Leigh Thorne
Lacrimosa de Magpyr - Melissa Marlowe
Igor - James Watson
The Quite Revd. Mightily Oats - Peter Kay
Nanny Gytha Ogg? - Glyn Ruskin
Shawn Ogg / Sgt Kraput / Hans - Scott Kibby
Magrat Garlick - Melanie Clark
Millie Chillum - Jayne Allen
Verence II / Bestiality Carter / Duane Ogg - Mick Broadhurst
Granny Esmerelda Weatherwax - Judy Mugleston
Krimson - Robin Teague
Demone - Chris Tinsley
Gertrude / Beryl Ogg - Sue Davenport
Morbidia - Diane Sharpe
Three Children - Samantha Wade, Bethany Sykes, Dominic Sykes
Waynetta - Ros Blowers
Jason Ogg - Jon Wilson
The Old Count / Death - David Edgar
Skraps - Adam Landshoft
Assorted Oggs / Villagers and Vampires - Members of the Cast

Production Team

Director - Phil Landshoft
Assistant Directors - Glyn Ruskin, Kevin Johnson
Stage Manager - John Jackson
Furnishings - Paul Gibson, Sam Zwemmer
Costume - Glyn Ruskin, Suzette Morris, Alternative Wardrobe, Violet Truelove Wardrobe, Members of the cast
Properties - Sam Zwemmer, Wayne Waite
Lighting - Paul Gibson
Sound - Paul Gibson
Original Poster Design - Neil Reddy , Additional Artwork , Sam Zwemmer
Make Up - Molly Barrett, Sheila Simm, Alicja Frankowski
Prompt - Carol Walmsley